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Golf versus Soccer: A Debate Worth Having
As the American legend Hank Hill once said, “Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.” Now, I’m not sure if those exact words are historically...
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The Foolish Names of NBA Teams
Growing up with a height that the doctors scientifically labeled “freakish and abnormal,” I was strong-armed into playing basketball. Being far from athletically gifted (or even marginally...
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College Football’s Remaining Storylines
Seasonal Affective Disorder, in my humble opinion, is bullshit. At the very least, it’s not a specific enough term. We all know the real reason people during this time of year seem like they’re...
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Men’s Fashion: A Guide by an Expert*
*Okay, I don’t know the first thing about fashion. I know what I personally like to wear, but that’s about as far as my fashion knowledge extends. The clothing choices of other guys, especially those...
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Christmas Music: Bah Humbug and Good Riddance!
Since I’m not a sissy (and because I don’t work with Mandrakes), I don’t own a pair of earmuffs. If I did, however, I’d likely find them incredibly handy during this time of the year. Every December I...
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Christmas Decorating: Dangerous and Deadly
Ahhhhh, Christmas lights. Let me tell you, there’s definitely a feeling a magic and wonder induced by walking down a street and basking in the lit-up glory of first-world privilege. Nothing quite says...
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Girl Meets World: A Christmas List
I am an unabashed Boy Meets World fan. By unabashed, I mean I will furiously debate people (and their descendents. I’ll haunt bloodlines!) who dislike the show. If that seems a tad overzealous, that’s...
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Kanye, Kim, and a New Year’s Resolution
My resolution for 2013 is to finally upgrade to HDTV……. No one? Fine. The thing is, I’m not usually a resolution-making person. I’ve always sort of thought they were for the weak, just like hugs and...
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Beefing Up with the Kardashians
Yes, I realize that only a few short days ago I made a resolution to avoid speaking about all things related to the West-Kardashian baby. Perpetuating the unnecessary cultural obsession over a fetus...
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Halloween 2013: Professor Farnsworth Bentley
Good news everyone! It isn’t too early to start planning your costume for Halloween 2013! Now, some of you may think this is absurd. Perhaps you prioritize things such as a “job” or a “family” over...
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